Expletive Seasons Greetings Card: Funny Christmas Card 2025 - What A Year
$6.95
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Text on Card:
“Season’s Fucking Greetings.” Because only profanity can properly express the chaos that was 2025.
When "Happy Holidays" just doesn’t cut it — this card says what everyone’s actually thinking. Perfect for friends, coworkers, and fellow survivors of yet another year that felt like a group project gone wrong.
About the Card:
- Includes a colorful mix of envelopes (usually default red for the holidays)
- A2 Standard Size — 4.25” x 5.5”
- Blank inside for your own festive outburst
- Shipping upgrades available at checkout
Questions? Custom idea brewing?
Message us anytime! We’re here to help you spread holiday cheer — with just the right amount of swearing.
Shipping from Canada
Processing time
1-3 business days
Estimated shipping times
- Canada : 4 - 6 business days
- United States : 4 - 8 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.