$6.95
Select upgraded shipping at checkout if ordering after Dec 11th to make sure your holiday cheer (and sarcasm) arrives on time.
π Shipping Options:
1. Standard Letter Mail (Free!) β about 1β2 weeks. Perfect if you like living on the edge.
2. First-Class Tracked Package β 3β6 business days. Our top pick for peace of mind.
3. USPS Priority Processing β 2β5 business days. For those who procrastinate professionally.
Text on Card:
βFrom student debt to Christmas debt. Happy Holidays.β
For the friend whoβs festive and financially fragile. A brutally honest holiday card for the modern era.
About the Card:
- Includes a variety of colorful envelopes
- A2 Standard Size β 4.25β x 5.5β
- Blank inside for your own merry meltdown or heartfelt note
- Shipping upgrades available at checkout
Questions? Special requests?
Message us anytime! Weβre here to help you send cards that deliver laughs, truth, and just a hint of existential dread.
1-3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.