Edgy Birthday Card For Husband or Boyfriend: 'Party Pants Birthday Greeting'
$6.95
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Text on Card:
“There’s a party in my pants and your cock is invited. Happy Birthday.”
Yeah… this one’s not for grandma. Perfect for the friend, partner, or chaos agent who thrives on shock value and laughs that turn into gasps.
About the Card:
- Comes with assorted colorful envelopes (because options are sexy).
- A2 Standard Size — 4.25” x 5.5” of pure comedic brilliance.
- Blank inside so you can write your own brand of bad decisions.
- Upgrade your shipping at checkout for faster laughs.
Need something custom or have questions?
Slide into our DMs — we love helping you send cards that slap harder than a surprise group chat notification.
Shipping from Canada
Processing time
1-3 business days
Estimated shipping times
- Canada : 4 - 6 business days
- United States : 4 - 8 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.